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» Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.

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» Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

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» Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

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» Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

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» Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

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» Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

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