» Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.
» Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
» Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
» Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
» Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
» Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.