Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Quotations

Fran Lebowitz Quotes

» Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.

» Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

» Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure.

» Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

» Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.

» There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

» Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

» If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

» Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

» Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

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