Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Quotations

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» The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive -- you are leaking.

» The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

» All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

» You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

» If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

» Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

» Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

» If you're going to America, bring your own food.

» Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

» Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

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