» In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
» A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
» The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
» A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
» A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.
» Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
» The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.''
» Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
» Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
» Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.