» A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
» Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]
» The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.
» Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
» Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
» Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
» It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
» Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
» Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
» Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.