Florence King Quotes & Quotations

Florence King Quotes

» Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.

» People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.

» True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.

» Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

» American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

» Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.

» The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.

» He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

» I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.

» Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

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