Flip Wilson Quotes

» You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

» Funny is an attitude.

» It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

» I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.

» I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

» The devil made me do it.

» Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

» The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

» Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

» When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

» Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

» My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

» It's later than it's ever been.

» Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine.

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