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» The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

» Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

» There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

» The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

» There are no friends at cards or world politics.

» Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

» Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

» Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

» It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

» A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

» A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

» Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

» One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

» Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.

» Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.

» The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

» An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

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