Evan Esar Quotes

» Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

» A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

» Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

» Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

» Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

» The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

» A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

» Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

» A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

» The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

» America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

» Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

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