Erma Bombeck Quotes & Quotations

Erma Bombeck Quotes

» I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.

» If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

» If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

» Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

» There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

» Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

» In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.

» Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

» It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

» When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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