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» Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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» It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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» Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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» It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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» Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
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» Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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» I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.
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» The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heaving breathing again.
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» You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
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» I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''
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