» Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
» A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
» Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
» You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue -- agree with him.
» The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
» None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.
» The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
» The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
» Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
» Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.