Dylan Moran Quotes

» The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

» Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

» I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.

» You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

» We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

» The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

» One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

» I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

» I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.

» You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

» Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.

» I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

» I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

» Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

» I don't really think of myself as an actor.

» I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

» I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

» In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

» If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

» The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

» I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

» It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

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