» Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
» The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
» Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
» Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
» A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.