Doug Larson Quotes

» The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

» A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

» The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

» The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

» Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

» Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

» Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

» Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

» The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

» Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

» More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

» Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

» Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

» A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

» Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

» Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

» If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

» Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

» For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

» A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

» Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

» A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

» The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

» If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

» The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

» There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

» There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

» If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

» To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

» The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

» Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

» Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

» Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

» Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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