Don Herold Quotes

» There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

» The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

» Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

» If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

» The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

» There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

» There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

» A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

» It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

» Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

» Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

» Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

» Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

» Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

» It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

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