Dane Cook Quotes

» I get so into the moment.

» I'm a late-night guy.

» I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

» If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

» Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

» I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

» I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

» That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

» I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

» In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

» Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

» I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

» My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

» I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

» When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

» I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

» You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

» Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

» I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

» I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

» I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

» I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

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