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» Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

» Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

» The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

» I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

» I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

» I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

» I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

» I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.

» It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

» The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.

» There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

» If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

» My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

» Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

» Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

» I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

» I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

» I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

» My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

» I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

» I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

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