Ambrose Bierce Quotes & Quotations

Ambrose Bierce Quotes

» An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

» Woman absent is woman dead.

» Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

» Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

» Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

» Acquaintance: a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

» A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.

» Conservative. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.

» Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

» Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.

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